Dear Benny Hinn, Kenneth Copeland, and Creflo Dollar, and all those who preach about how God wants you to be rich (AKA Prosperity Pimps):
Since you already have millions of dollars it seems that you are always short on money. You might want to try some budgeting instead of using donations to fuel your private jets for your next golfing holiday. You keep asking for people to send ‘faith seeds’ so you can send them “real anointing oil” from the holy land in a little vile for $5 when you can buy a whole bottle of extra-virgin for $10 from Coles.
It’s time for you all to put your money where your mouth is. I have an answer to your financial need so you can make another $100 million dollars in this financial year. You seem to talk a lot about the parable of the sower where you sow something and you’ll get 10 or 100 fold back so here’s what I want you to do…. Please send me $1000 and you can have the $100,000 God will send you in return.
To everyone else:
Please leave your name and a message for the prosperity gospel preacher so they can send you a faith seed too. If they have $100 million in the bank a hundredfold of that could mean billions and billions of dollars for us all.